Written by 1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on you toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to thinks long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do no t question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. ( I want to add in caluse here – this is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome – that will bring in ‘Whatever’)
8)Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F- YOU!
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doint it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’. For woman’s response refer to #3.
so, lelaki di luar sana. sila ambil perhatian ye! kadang-kadang cakap dalam bahasa Melayu pun ada makna jugak kan. sama je.
sekilas : Whatever! hahaha
